"I'm The Word 'Sexcapde', And I Just Got Added To This Spell Check Dictionary" running in McSweeney's
"I was a little bit nervous about coming up here. My lifestyle doesn’t exactly lend itself well to “conventional usage standards,” and I didn’t know how I was going to handle the whole 'the prepositions know their place' vibe that you guys have going on up here. But now that I’m added? I love it. It’s classy. It’s the kind of place that makes a guy want to get himself an etymology, you know? Maybe even start saving up for a plural form. Take a step up in the world."